Ritual Fails Are Real! Episode 2 -Purple Paint Water

Two young women were interested in the psychic abilities granted to a special few.
They would do anything to become powerful as a person. More powerful even!
Telepathy, telekinesis, all of this would be in their grasp after one beautifully planned ritual.
They were going to awaken their souls and become glorious.
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"I have a jar!"
"Thats great! I finally stapled my sheet-robe together! It should stop falling off now!"
"what do you reckon we'll need?"
"ummm.... candles, obviously! Lets use up all your crystals to increase the power!"
"yay!"
"oh, what about refreshments?"
"good point.... what herbs are good for this?"
"I'm not sure... maybe we should keep it simple... I HAVE AN IDEA! psychic powers are purple, right?"
"yeah...?"
"WHAT IF WE MAKE PURPLE WATER TO DRINK?!"
"OMG YES GOOD IDEA!"
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Purple paint in a semi-clean paintbrush jar topped up with water made for a repulsive drink. We never did quite open our chakras properly. No one is really sure what happened that night, but I can confirm we both felt sick!

Ritual fails are real! Episode 1 -Boob growing spell

It was another stressful day for a year 11 student. The workload was intense, the productivity level was not. Our favourite student(me! lol) had a not-so-secret secret. She was practicing magic.

Now, she wasnt a very GOOD witch at this point, unreasonable expectations and careless creations.
As a mere C-cup, growing her boobs to a D-cup seemed like a really good idea, big but not massive.
So she created a spell.

This spell was carefully hidden in a random notebook which was frequently forgotten and left lying around. It was labelled "chemistry", so who would read it, right?
Let me tell you.
The English teacher read it. 

The next class, she handed it back to me with a "I wanted to see what you guys did in chemistry. Not what i expected.... do you think you could write a spell to make me taller?" 

I sank into the floor, with embarrassment and relief. 

I studied at a baptist school, and they don't exactly smile at witchcraft!

If you are wondering, I did later try that boob grow spell. It involved a muddy tincture and chanting. I don't remember the exact words, but it didn't work on me anyway XD

So many short memories to come!

-Tree-